I'm really good at blogging......

I just read my last 2-3 blogs and I must admit that I'm hilarious. A few things. Quit my job in May. Katie is leaving Key bank next Wednesday. I will start blogging more when that happens. She started a blog but I can't find it. The poker has gone okay. Hacker is kinda salty at me for a joke I made on the CPMG message board. Meh... I started drinking a cup of coffee again in the mornings. Helps with movements I think...damn't there I go again talking about poops. Okay.... I have to get back to playing Open Face Chinese Poker on my phone now. Ba bye

Vlogs and my neighbor....

I just found out my neighbor who I hear playing the piano all the time is a person by the name of Baby Dee....

From Wikipedia:

Personal life:
Born physically male, Baby Dee is transgender and identifies as a woman

Early career:
In the 1970s, Baby Dee began her musical career as a street performer, but soon decided to take work as an organist at a Catholic church in the Bronx. Ten years later, after Dee had began her transition into life as a woman, she left her job at the church and returned to her earlier occupation as a performance artist. She performed as an accordion-playing bilateral hermaphrodite in Coney Island leading to a stint as the bandleader for the Bindlestiff Family Cirkus. She also became known for a street act in which she played harp atop a high-rise tricycle in Manhattan.

I can't wait to meet her! I would love to learn how to play the piano, I wonder if she gives lessons?!?

I have to get going to watch the BCS national championship game but I will leave you with this. My co-worker Ron Cermak is always asking me for ideas on what we could do to get out of our day job. Business ideas and such...since most of my ideas are illegal Ron isn't all about it. I did offer this gem one time way back when. It was to create a YouTube channel and people would upload videos of themselves while taking a dump. Video blogs are called Vlogs, so my channel would be called poop vlogs or something like that. I was at work today doing some "paper work" so I decided to do a little BETA version and send to a few select friends. I won't post the video here but I will leave you with this screen shot.








ROLL TIDE

All I do is win.....

This week at work was only 4 days but it went pretty well. Before holiday break and the 10 days off I was really burnt at my job. I was literally miserable the whole time. Some of this may have been because I had no vacation days since the end of June I think. I used all 20 days in the first 6 months of the year. I wasted a few days but also used some to go to Vegas for 10 days and Punta Cana for 7. Punta Cana's beach was really nice. Much better than Cancun, but I would say Cancun is still the better place to visit. This year Katie and I plan on going to Puerta Vallarta and Vegas. I went to Puerta Vallarta with some of my homeboys back in the day. It will be nice to go back with Katie.

So anyway, last night I hosted my usual poker game and it ran from about 7:20pm til 5am. Had over 20 players show up and it was an ok night. I managed to play 24 minutes and make $63. I'm awesome!

So I woke up around 10:30 and just laid in bed while Katie watched her 3000th episode on Investigation Discovery channel... I didn't get a chance to workout yesterday after work because of the poker game and people stopping by to do "business" before hand. So today I wanted to push myself a little harder and I managed to burn 600 calories in 40 minutes on the treadmill. There were definitely a few times where I wanted to quit but I pushed through the whole 40 minutes with no break. It's funny the thoughts and emotions you have while running in place for 40 minutes. One of the players at my poker game runs like 17 miles a day or something ridiculous....I wonder what's on his mind

After the workout I showered and Katie and I went to our usual massage place for 1 hour massages. I just got full body and Katie got deep tissue. The place was recommended by my good friend River Pete and it's definitely worth it. I do struggle with relaxing sometimes when getting massages. I've only had probably 8 ever and my thoughts are always the same in my head... "don't get a boner" and "don't fart" These 2 things are every man's favorite past times, especially while laying down in underwear....

So far I've managed to not have "it" move and I've kept my gas in my ass..

Speaking of sharting..... Terry sent me a lovely picture of his sharted tightie whitie undies that he made a mess in this afternoon..... The thought did strike me to take a picture of my camo undies but Katie wasn't having it. Remember I threw them in the garbage but garbage day wasn't till the next day. I thought about digging them out for a photo shoot but I'm glad and proud to say that I refrained.

Ok...it's Saturday. What to do? What to do? NFL playoffs are tonight. Maybe I can convince Katie to watch the game later. She is a New Orleans Saints lover so it's possible..

Stay cool but don't freeze

Out

Here is the song that I replay a lot...it keeps me motivated and moving. On the treadmill and during poker

Ice driveway fucker and morning breakfast sharts....

So this morning while taking the garbage out I walked on some ice and completely lost my feet and fell hard right on my back. It hurt... A lot...  Hopefully won't effect my working out etc etc.  This sucks because I had back pain all last year and it was finally feeling better. I had gone to the doctor and everything. Time will tell. 

Before that terrible accident one of my favorite pair of underwear had to be thrown away....  While eating my Cheerios I totally sharted big time and my camo undies were a lost cause. Yesterday I made my self an Epsom salt cocktail (water and 2 teaspoons of Epsom salt) which in 1.5 hours will have you pissing out of your ass....

I got a little lax and forgot about possible after shocks... RIP camo undies....

Katie handled it well saying "I haven't laughed this hard in forever"

You're welcome....

Working out....ohhh the cliche....

I want to make it clear that I have worked out the last 3 days not because of some New Year resolution......but because I'm fat.

Katie, my young attractive girlfriend is my inspiration. She has so much discipline and will power. I could go on and on about how great she is but then she'd probably wise up and leave me so I'll just say that she's the love of my life.

Moving on....

So I weigh myself every morning and that's been fun. I'm a numbers guy. I like numbers. I like to see the changes in the numbers etc etc.

Since I hate blogging apparently (what? 5 blogs last year) maybe this will give me a reason to type up something every now and then.

Here are my weigh ins thus far

1/2 226.4
1/3 230.2
1/4 224.6

And I'm pretty sure I didn't even take a dump the last 3 days. I think I need to see a butt doctor soon.... TMI?

Thoughts, prayers etc etc going out to Tom Gross and his family. His brother Pete donated a kidney to his mother today....

What can one say about something that amazing? The obvious is that Pete just moved way up on the inheritance list....

Gonna have a small glass of delicious scotch now..... Katie bought me The Balvenie 21 year portwood for Christmas

It's amazing...I must have been a very good boy all year!

Later....

Moving sucks..... That is all

It's a $10 bill bonanza....

It has been exactly one month since my last post. It's amazing how much money I've saved over the course of the last month. I have yet to cash in my change but it has to be in the $50-$70 range and my $10 bills.....

Well, it has swollen from 3 to 30!!!

Yeah...that's like one spin of roulette but still.... :)